Jackie, I have the greatest idea. *clearly drunk*
*squinty eye* What?
Yeah.. but you didn’t make him, that’s all I meant.
Wish I did.. Can adopt him?
He’s practically yours anyway, darling.
I know.. He’s home now.
Mmm.. *calls* Zowieee?
"Da, can’t you put the queerdo outside? It’s too warm here already."
What did I tell you about saying that, Duncan?
"Wot? Is true!"
"Is true. I want ice cream an’ pizza."
*caves* Alright, you can have some ice cream.. But just a scoop.
What is ice cream?
It’s, uh.. like frozen milk, sorta..